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ues estaba yo en obús y no tenía ganas de ir al hipercor a buscar estanterías así que me quede en casa mientras mis amigas se fueron. Cogí el móvil y le mande un mensaje a un amigo que se llama Joaquín y decía fielmente: ¿puedes venir a mi casa para que te limpie el sable? Él me contesto: si te parece bien a las seis y cuarto, dime en el cual vives hoy en día.

Espere y esperé con el miedo de que no sabía a que hora llegarían mis amigas y la confirmación es que no tenía ganas de que estuvieran revoloteando por la casa. Faltaban cuarenta y cinco minutos para que Joaquín llegará y no tenía completamente nulidad que hacer así que me pajee durante un rato en el lavabo, me senté sobre el vide y comencé a jugar con mi coñito mientras un cuarto de ocasión o así, me moje y me restregué bien las bragas inclusive que… digamos que me canse. Fui al cachivache café y tiro una ampolla de vodka, me bebí a modo unos cinco vasos mezclados con limón y mucho granizo, o sea, de vodka corto pero tanto no paraba de beber por la espera me puse poco borracha, fui a mear como cuatro veces, cada vez era más absurda y disoluta, ja, ja, ja o sea, cada vez iba a menos hasta que al desenlace llego la ocasión.

La aseveración es que apenas recordaba a mi amigo Joaquín, hacía más de cuatro meses que no lo veía así que estaba en el terraza a ver si lo veía, lo confundí dos veces, con eso te lo digo todo. Pensaba que era uno u otro tío horrible que había visto pero vamos, al colofón no, eso si, la hocico la tenía proporcionado pronunciada y aquel fecha no se le había ocurrido otra entidad que ponerse unas chanclas, yo las abominación. Yo llevaba vaqueros, camiseta saca, tenis y mi cabello largo recogido en una trenza.

Joaquín subió los cuatro pisos de mi apartamento, andando, por que no hay montacargas, yo le esperaba con la abertura abierta, le ofrecí un pitillo, le ofrecí una copa y no quiso ausencia de eso, él sólo había venido a que se la comiera, lo lleve a mi habitación y tanto iba algo mareadilla me dijo dos veces "tú misma" lo cual yo no pille hasta la tercera vez que me lo dijo.

Me arrodille antílope él y no pude quitarle el abrazadera, no era de los de corchete, si no de esos modernos que llevan dos cosas, una arriba y otra abajo, así que en medio de risas le pedí que se lo quitará él. Llevaba unos slips de pernil naranja, yo le baje los calzones y le chupe la polla un santiamén por arriba de los slips, al cabo de un periquete se los baje incluso y exento mediar palabra me metí su moza en mi boca.
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